SWINE NIRVANA

Well lemme tell ya somethin', pal, when you step foot in Hog Heaven, life is all about the good times. It's a place where ham are always cookin' and the mud holes are never empty. We got hills of slop, troughs overflowing with grain, and piglets rompin' free as a bird. You can waste your days snoozin', or get some good ol' fashioned mud wrestling.